The Surreal Life (2003– )
Jose Canseco: Himself
Jose Canseco : [jokingly] Oh, yes. I think I'm going to have to victimize these ladies.
Jose Canseco : [while getting dressed for a strip show, Jose decides to put on something tiny that will reveal his genitals] I'll wear this.
Caprice Bourret : That's gonna go over your wiener?
Caprice Bourret : You sure you wanna go there?
Jose Canseco : If I'm gonna strip, I at least have to do it right.
Caprice Bourret : Jose is definitely not afraid to show his female side.
Jose Canseco : We are in deep... deep... *deep* shit.