Mr 3000 (2004) Poster


Bernie Mac: Stan Ross



  • [Stan is in a commerical] 

    Stan : You don't like me because I sign autographs.

    [hits a baseball] 

    Stan : You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind.

    [Hits another baseball] 

    Stan : But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive!

    [swings a few more hits] 

  • Tom Arnold : Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer...

    Stan : Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.

  • Stan : Pitch to me!

    Norton : Reach out there and get it.

  • Minadeo : Stan Ross! You're batting 8th!

    Stan : 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life.

    Fukuda : You bat there now, you son of my dick.

  • Stan : Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.

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