The starship Enterprise finds the SS Botany Bay carrying humans from the 21st Century. Spock is fascinated by Ruth, who was dipped in Venus fluid moments after her birth. Ship historian Lt.... See full summary »
The Intercourse delivers some pizza to the archaeological team on planet Omega Beta Alpha Delta IV. Boner is reunited with his former lover Nancy Mooner, who appears different to the eyes of each other crew member.
The crew has found life on the planet Uranus. The inhabitants are discovered to be assholes: a bean-eating, bad smelling, sex hungry form of female humanoids. As representatives of the ... See full summary »
The Intercourse saves a sleeper ship that was launched in 2006 from being sucked into a black hole. Aboard they find three blond porn stars from the early 21th Century and their connoisseur, Harry Balls.
Plot Summary: The Starship Intercourse is dispatched to Deep Space Station 69 to retrieve Charly Walker, the lone survivor of a spaceship crash, marooned on a desolate planet for 20 years. ... See full summary »
Captain James Quirk and the crew of the Starship Plunderer search an uncharted star system for their missing First Officer, Mr. Sperm, who was abducted by a race of 7000 sex-starved space ... See full summary »
When we last saw Seeman Bob, the landing-party crewman in the red shirt (at the conclusion of "Sex Trek: the Next Penetration"), Dr. McJoy said, "He's dead, Jim," and Bob was buried in the ... See full summary »
Lt. Cmdr Data finds Tasha Yar alive on a barren planet near the Romulan Neutral Zone. She appears to be the Tasha who went down with the Enterprise C and ended up on Romulus. Slowly she adjusts to her familiar, yet different crew.
Kirk, Spock & Bones beam down to Butterfly 8 where they are ambushed by female aliens. When Scotty beams Sulu and Chekov down to rescue them, a transporter malfunction sends them to the Oval office the day before Kennedy was shot.
Cash Markman is infamous for cranking out at least a thousand video scripts, hardly any of them (I enjoyed "Get Lucky") good. This Star Trek rip-off is so lousy and inept on so many levels that it qualifies for that rather large dung heap of unwatchable cinema.
Biggest problem, as it appears on the current DVD version from Porncomixxx/KBeech, is the entire 90-minute opus has been rotoscoped into a very blurry, jitter-motion simulation of a water-colored comic strip. Why this is considered artistic is beyond my grasp, but the resulting Blurrovision is hard to watch, renders the sex scenes illegible (thought the alteration leaves in the vivid appearance of condoms rather than airbrushing them away) and turns the visuals into non-stop ugliness. Even the actresses look terrible as a result.
Markman's script is endless infantile puns and jokes that a fourth- grader making a backyard movie might employ. How he made a living, even in such a wild-west industry as Adult Entertainment, is as mysterious as him ending up teaching screen writing at some no-name school.
Cast does a terrible job in their impersonations, particularly Randy Spears' attempt at Shatner tics, and the predictable interracial sex scene for Lt. Uwhora with Mr. Sperm (hammy Mike Horner plus pointy ears) is botched. Obsession is unrecognizable in Blurrovision as Nichelle Nichols.
The story of a vast vagina in Outer Space plaguing the crew has zero continuity and utter pointlessness, and both the SPFX and the tinny music imitating Alexander Courage are horrible. I was tempted to chuck this DVD into the waste basket after a few minutes, but managed to live through a bottom-of-the-barrel viewing experience.
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