Employee of the Month (2004) Poster

Dave Foley: Eric


  • David Walsh : Jack, you know Eric's gay.

    Jack : Ya, he's here, he's queer, I'm used to it. I have no problems with queers.

    Eric : Well, the community is going to be so thrilled to hear that, Jack.

    Jack : I mean it! I mean, sucking dick, when chicks do it, I not only applaud, I want to watch it. I got, I got three-hour pornos with nothing but wall-to-wall ball to jaw. But when I think about chowing down on some other guys' wrinkled Mr. Lincoln...

    [makes a face and tries to contain his laughter] 

    Eric : Jack, are you a cartoon character? I mean, does someone come to your house every morning and draw you on an easel?

  • Eric : Jack, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten.

    Jack : Uh... Six.

    Eric : Oh, so close. It was "Go fuck yourself!"

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