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(2003–2004)

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Courtney: You sure you know what you're doing?

Nasim: Excuse me, I was trained by the Iranian Militia to build a missile system... which we do not have!

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[Mavis's hotel is hosting a George Bush event in on room and a lesbian wedding in another room]

Mavis: Which event are you here for?

Lady: The Bush event

Mavis: Which one?

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[referring to Rita]

Courtney: You don't like her because she's white?

Mavis: I don't like her 'cause she's twelve!

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Courtney: Rita has a certain joie de vivre. She's fun, unpredictable, and she's introduced me to hip-hop and rap, and just a whole world I've never known.

Mavis: So she's teaching you how to be black?

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Nasim: I haven't felt this oppressed since the Ayatollah blew up my beach house.

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Mavis: Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares.

Nasim: We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera!

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Rita: I'm no one's obligation.

Rita: I'm someone's prize.

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