Courtney: You sure you know what you're doing?
Nasim: Excuse me, I was trained by the Iranian Militia to build a missile system... which we do not have!
[Mavis's hotel is hosting a George Bush event in on room and a lesbian wedding in another room]
Mavis: Which event are you here for?
Lady: The Bush event
Mavis: Which one?
[referring to Rita]
Courtney: You don't like her because she's white?
Mavis: I don't like her 'cause she's twelve!
Courtney: Rita has a certain joie de vivre. She's fun, unpredictable, and she's introduced me to hip-hop and rap, and just a whole world I've never known.
Mavis: So she's teaching you how to be black?
Nasim: I haven't felt this oppressed since the Ayatollah blew up my beach house.
Mavis: Nasim, the thing is nobody can tell the difference between Arabs and Persians, and quite frankly, nobody cares.
Nasim: We followed your East Coast/West Coast rap wars. There were Tupac/Biggie updates every half-hour on al-Jazeera!