Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones
Marion Ravenwood : Mutt can be a little impetuous.
Indiana Jones : Well, it's not the worse quality in the world.
[Indy and Marion sink further into the ground]
Indiana Jones : Keep your arms above the surface. When the kid comes back, grab on.
Marion Ravenwood : Indy, he...
Indiana Jones : He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion Ravenwood : Mutt, I mean...
Indiana Jones : Not everybody is cut out for it.
Marion Ravenwood : His name is Henry!
Indiana Jones : Henry. Good name.
Marion Ravenwood : He's your son.
Indiana Jones : [shocked] My son?
Marion Ravenwood : Henry Jones III.
Indiana Jones : Why the hell didn't you make him finish school?
Indiana Jones : [crashes into a truck windshield after a failed swing from his whip] Damn, I thought that was closer!
Indiana Jones : [watching Mutt jump around, trying to get scorpions off of himself] Dance on your own time, will you?
Mutt Williams : [Looking at Indy and Marion] No! No, he was British! My dad was an RAF Pilot; he was a war hero; not some school teacher!
Marion Ravenwood : No, sweetheart! Collin was your step father. We started dating 3 months after you were born! He was a good man!
Indiana Jones : Wait, wait, wait. Collin? As in Collin Williams? You... Ha! You married him? I introduced you!
Marion Ravenwood : I think you gave up your vote on who I married, when you decided to break it off a week before the wedding!
Indiana Jones : I think we both knew Marion, it wasn't gonna work!
Marion Ravenwood : You didn't know that! Why didn't you ever talk to me about it?
Indiana Jones : Because we never had an argument I won!
Marion Ravenwood : It's not my fault if you can't keep up!
Indiana Jones : I didn't want to hurt you!
Dovchenko : Oh, for love of God! Shut the hell up!
Marion Ravenwood : Didn't you ever wonder why Ox stopped writing? He hated that you ran away!
Mutt Williams : Would you two just stop!
Indiana Jones : Yeah, Marion! Let's not let the kid see mom and dad fight!
Mutt Williams : You're not my dad, okay?
Indiana Jones : You bet I am, and I've got news for you; you're gonna go back and finish school!
Mutt Williams : Really! What happened to "There's not a damn thing wrong with it, kid, don't let anybody else tell you any different"? You don't remember saying that!
Indiana Jones : That was before I was your father!
Mutt Williams : You're not my father!
Marion Ravenwood : [Dovchenko gets up] Oh yes, he is your father!
Indiana Jones : You should've told me about the kid, Marion; I had a right to know!
Marion Ravenwood : [Dovchenko gags Marion's mouth] You vanished, after that!
Indiana Jones : I wrote!
Marion Ravenwood : [muffled by the gag] A year later! By then, Mutt was born, and I was married!
Indiana Jones : Why are you bothering to tell me now?
Marion Ravenwood : Because I thought we were gonna die!
Indiana Jones : Not yet!
[Indy and Mutt start kicking Dovchenko until he falls over]
Mutt Williams : [Mutt empties his knife out of his shoe and throws it to Indy, and it lands on Indy's shoulder and drops to Indy's hand] Got it?
[hears a rip]
Mutt Williams : Oh shit!
[Indy cuts himself loose, then Mutt]
Marion Ravenwood : [Indy goes over to Marion. She lifts her head, requesting he pull the gag out. He pulls the gag out of her mouth and begins to cut the ropes binding her hands] I'm sure I wasn't the only one moving on with my life, there must have been plenty of women for you over the years.
Indiana Jones : There were a few. But they all had the same problem.
Marion Ravenwood : Oh yeah, what's that?
Indiana Jones : [rips a hole in the roof to climb through] They weren't you, honey.
[He climbs out of the truck]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [Irina has Marion and Indiana hostage] So, Dr. Jones, you will help us?
[a soldier cocks a pistol and points it at Marion's back]
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : A simple "yes" will do.
Indiana Jones : Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
Marion Ravenwood : Not like you did any better.
Indiana Jones : Same old, same old.
Indiana Jones : Marion!
Marion Ravenwood : Well, it's about time you showed up, Jones.
Mutt Williams : Mom!
Marion Ravenwood : [looks at Mutt] Sweetheart! What in the world are you doing here?
Indiana Jones : [looks at them] Mom?
Mutt Williams : [ignores Indy] Ah, don't worry about me. Are you alright?
Indiana Jones : Marion is your...
Marion Ravenwood : [Indy is still ignored] Young man, I specifically told you...
Indiana Jones : ...your mother?
Marion Ravenwood : [still ignores Indy] ... not to come down here.
Indiana Jones : Marion Ravenwood is your mother?
Marion Ravenwood : [ignores him once more] I should've known Jones would drag you into this.
Indiana Jones : Marion Ravenwood is your mother?
Marion Ravenwood : [stops ignoring him] For cryin' out loud, Jones, is it so hard to figure out?
Mutt Williams : [as Indy sinks in a dry sandpit, he is passed a long snake] Grab on. Grab it.
Mutt Williams : Just grab it, Indy.
Mutt Williams : It's a rat snake!
Indiana Jones : Rat snakes aren't that big.
Mutt Williams : Well, this one is, all right? It's not even poisonous. Now grab on!
Indiana Jones : Go get something else.
Mutt Williams : Like what?
Indiana Jones : Like a rope or something.
Mutt Williams : There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
[Indy sinks further down]
Indiana Jones : Maybe I can touch the bottom with my feet.
Marion Ravenwood : There's no bottom, Indy. Now grab it.
Indiana Jones : No, no. I think I can feel it with my feet.
Mutt Williams : Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones : Stop calling it that!
Mutt Williams : It's a snake! What do you want me to call it?
Indiana Jones : Say "rope."
Mutt Williams : What?
Indiana Jones : Say "Grab the rope"!
Mutt Williams : Hold tight. It's slimy.
[Marion and Mutt pull Indy out of the sand pit]
Indiana Jones : Get rid of that thing, will ya... son?
Mutt Williams : [as he throws the snake to get rid of it] Afraid of snakes. You're one crazy old man.
Indiana Jones : [after hearing a siren] Oh, that can't be good.
Speaker Voice : All personnel, it is now one minute to zero time. Put on goggles or turn away. Do not remove goggles or face burst until ten seconds after first light.
Indiana Jones : Oh, that can't be good at all.
[Russians searching for Jones hear the siren and hop into their vehicle; Jones tries to get their attention]
Indiana Jones : Wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Stop!
[the Russians drive off]
Indiana Jones : Sure, great! Don't wait for me!
Speaker Voice : Minus fifteen seconds.
[Jones runs back into the house he entered, searching desperately for a way to take shelter]
Speaker Voice : Minus ten seconds. Niner, eight, seven, six, fiver, four, three, two, one, zero.
[at the last second, Jones empties the contents of a refrigerator and climbs into it]
Indiana Jones : I've got a bad feeling about this.
Indiana Jones : Leave it to Ox to write a riddle in a dead language.
Mutt Williams : Mom!
Indiana Jones : Honey!
Mac : Slow down!
Indiana Jones : Honey! Stop, we're gonna go the cliff!
Marion Ravenwood : That's the idea!
Indiana Jones : Bad idea; give me the wheel!
Marion Ravenwood : Trust me!
[Steps on gas]
Marion Ravenwood : [Mutt screems]
[Car lands in tree, and Marion smiles and steps on gas, drives down into the river, and tree flys up and hits Russian soldiers, and some of them fall]
Indiana Jones : Don't ever do that again!
Marion Ravenwood : Yes, dear!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Three times it drops! The way down...
Indiana Jones : Reverse! Put it in reverse! Reverse! Reverse!
[Go off water]
Indiana Jones : [Everyone screems]
Indiana Jones : [Coughing] Three times it drops?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Three times it drops!
Mutt Williams : He means by land?
Marion Ravenwood : Oh, what does he mean?
Indiana Jones : He means one... two...
[Go off another waterfall]
Indiana Jones : [Coughing] ... Three!
[Takes off hat]
Indiana Jones : [Go off biggest waterfall]
Indiana Jones : [Marion still holding wheel with no truck!] Marion! Marion!
[Pulls wheel out of her hands]
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Through eyes at last I saw in tears...
Mutt Williams : ...the golden vision reapears! Through eyes... through eyes in tears! We gotta go through that waterfall!
Indiana Jones : The skull has to be returned! I'll do it! No one else has to come!
Mutt Williams : Who cares! It's brought us nothing but trouble!
[Pointing at Ox]
Mutt Williams : Look what it did to him!
Indiana Jones : I have to return it!
Marion Ravenwood : Why you?
Indiana Jones : Because it told me to!
Mutt Williams : I took Spanish. I didn't understand a word of that. What was it?
Indiana Jones : Quechua, local Incan dialect.
Mutt Williams : Where'd you learn that one?
Indiana Jones : Long story.
Mutt Williams : I got time.
Indiana Jones : I rode with Pancho Villa. A couple of his guys spoke it.
Mutt Williams : Bullshit!
Indiana Jones : You asked.
Mutt Williams : [Irinka Spalko holds sword up to Mutt's neck] Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
[takes his comb out of his pocket]
Mutt Williams : Uh-huh?
[combs his hair]
Mutt Williams : I'm ready.
Mutt Williams : Don't give these pigs a thing.
Indiana Jones : [to Spalko] You heard him.
Indiana Jones : What's your mom's name again?
Mutt Williams : Mary. Mary Williams. You remember her?
Indiana Jones : There've been a lot of Marys, kid.
Mutt Williams : [jolts up from chair] Shut up! That's my mother you're talking about! All right? That's my mother.
Indiana Jones : You don't have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.
Mutt Williams : What's he gonna do now?
Marion Ravenwood : I don't think he plans that far ahead.
Mutt Williams : Yeah.
Indiana Jones : [pops out from the inside of the truck with a bazooka] Scooch over, will you, Son?
Mutt Williams : Don't call me "son." Don't.
Indiana Jones : [ignoring Mutt's complaint] I think I'd cover my ears if I were you.
[Indy fires a rocket at a giant tree cutter, but it sends the large circular blade bouncing straight for them, cutting through other trucks as it goes]
Indiana Jones : Duck! Duck!
Indiana Jones : [on seeing the Crystal Skull] Unbelievable.
Indiana Jones : [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, don't just sit there. For God's sake, man. Go get help!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Help?
Indiana Jones : Help!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : Help?
[runs into the trees searching for help]
Indiana Jones : [later on, they're surrounded by Russian soldiers after getting pulled out of the quicksand by Mutt] Good work, Ox. Thanks.
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : [points at the Russians] Help.
Indiana Jones : I think I understand, Ox. Someone came?
Indiana Jones : Compass! I need a compass! You know, north, south, east...
Mac : West.
Indiana Jones : No compass?
Indiana Jones : [to Dovchenko] I need your bullets!
Dovchenko : [to Russians] Ha-ha! On khochet moi patrony!
Indiana Jones : [to Spalko] The contents of that box are highly magnitized. I need gun powder. You want my help or not?
Indiana Jones : What exactly am I being accused of other than surviving a nuclear explosion?
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : Clearly I have chosen the wrong pressure point. Perhaps I can find a more sensitive one.
Col. Dr. Irina Spalko : [to Russian soldiers] Prinesite yom!
Marion Ravenwood : [Struggling] Get your hands off me, you rotten Russki son of a bitch!
Marion Ravenwood : Indiana Jones.
Marion Ravenwood : [Indy shrugs and laughs] About time you showed up.
Mutt Williams : Mom!
Marion Ravenwood : Sweetheart.
[Runs over to Mutt and hug him]
Indiana Jones : "Mom"?
Indiana Jones : Oxley? Ox, it's me, Indy. Ox? Ox, you're faking it, right?
Professor 'Ox' Oxley : "Through eyes that last I saw in tears..."
Indiana Jones : Ox, listen to me, pal. Your name is Harold Oxley. You were born in Leeds, England. You and I went to school together at the University of Chicago. And you were never *this* interesting.
Indiana Jones : [he, Mutt, Marion, and Oxley have just escaped the Soviets and are now running through the Amazon jungle] Kid, what the hell are we doing?
Mutt Williams : They were gonna kill us!
Indiana Jones : Well, maybe.
Mutt Williams : Somebody had to do something!
Indiana Jones : Something else would've been good.
Mutt Williams : At least I got a plan.
Indiana Jones : This is intolerable! Harold, for gods sakes, keep up!
Indiana Jones : [he shackled to a chair talking to Mac] Eventually, they're gonna let me out of this chair, comrade. And when they do, I'm gonna break your nose.