Anthony 'Citric' Campos: Secretary of Defense
[cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo]
Pvt. Joe Bowers : What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State : They're... what they use to make Brawndo!
Pvt. Joe Bowers : But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense : [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.