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I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006)

TV-PG | | Comedy, Romance | 28 April 2006 (USA)
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About a man who has trouble with his job, trouble with women, and uses food to deal with it all.


Jeff Garlin


Jeff Garlin





Cast overview, first billed only:
Jeff Garlin ... James Aaron
Dan Castellaneta ... Dick
Mina Kolb ... Mrs. Aaron
Paul Mazursky ... Charlie Perlman
Rose Abdoo ... Car Dealership Receptionist
Tim Kazurinsky ... Bill Bjango
Jessy Schram ... Fake Daughter
Rebecca Sage Allen ... Andrea Hope (as Rebecca Allen)
Henriette Mantel ... Myra
David Pasquesi ... Luca Giancarlo
Kate Merrill Kate Merrill ... French Woman
Cita Orendain Cita Orendain ... Philippino Woman
Joey Slotnick ... Larry
Patti Vasquez ... Hot Dog Lady
Josh Rosenblatt Josh Rosenblatt ... Poncho Boy


Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition. He has a minor meltdown when talking at a grade school career day. Things look up when he meets the quirky Beth at an ice cream shop. Can James make a career for himself, move out from mom's, and find someone to eat cheese with? Or is he destined to watch Jackie Gleason and be Marty for the rest of his life? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

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Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong.


Comedy | Romance


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Release Date:

28 April 2006 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Alguém Que Me Compreenda See more »


Box Office


$1,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$12,317, 9 September 2007, Limited Release

Gross USA:

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Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


Mina Kolb and Jeff Garlin also played mother and son on Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000). See more »


Mrs. Aaron: You're not gonna wear that shirt, are you?
James Aaron: Don't you see that's not even a question?
Mrs. Aaron: That shirt makes you look fat.
James Aaron: That's because I am fat.
Mrs. Aaron: You're not fat!
James Aaron: If anything, I make the shirt look fat!
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References Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) See more »


Written by Reg Tilsley
Courtesy of DeWolfe Music
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Should have been better with this cast
24 January 2007 | by flickheadSee all my reviews

Anybody expecting the acerbic wit of Curb Your Enthusiasm (due to Jeff Garlin's presence) or the belly laughs of Something About Mary (due to Sarah Silverman's presence) will be sorely disappointed. The film isn't bad, but "not bad" is hardly a recommendation, which is a shame, because there's some great talent involved. Jeff Garlin seems to have cashed in a lot of favors with Second city alumni and fellow stand-up comics to help him out on his feature film directorial debut, and I'm guessing that none of them will be putting this on their resumés. It's got several inspired plot mechanics that go nowhere, like the fake cast of "Streetcar Named Desire" starring Aaron Carter and Gina Gershon (who are both great at scene stealing, which is quite a feat when you read the laundry list of well known participants) but someone should have told director Garlin that cameos do not a film make. The film is essentially without plot and tends to meander from one situational set-up to the next without really developing a story. This lends an episodic feel at best and at its worst, it comes off as mundane. It seems to be going for an early 90s indie-comedy nostalgia, but it lacks the innovation and quite frankly the era that made those films appealing. It's shot well, but still has a stagy, direct-to-video look, and the music is so dinner-theater schmaltzy that you'd swear this was shot-in-Canada (it wasn't). The performers are obviously having a good time, but the whole project seems to be about ten years past relevance, and I -for one- have always hated watching performers have an obviously better time than their audience, but at least nobody is ghost walking through their roles, which lends an improvisational spirit even if it goes nowhere. It's not offensively bad; it's definitely watchable. But if you have any expectations arising from the supporting cast -actors from Little Miss Sunshine, Strangers With Candy, The Simpsons- you'll be more than aggravated that you wasted your time on this rather than rewatching one of those aforementioned titles instead. And with the title "I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With" they've all but assured that nobody's going to watch it anyways. You can do a lot worse, but you can do a whole lot better, too.

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