Murder in Suburbia (2004–2005)
Lisa Faulkner: DS Emma Scribbins, D.S. Emma Scribbins
[Ash and Scribbs watch DCI Sullivan walk to his car]
Scribbs : If he turns out to be gay, I'm going to shoot myself.
[Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant]
Scribbs : They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.
Ash : So what did they say about you?
Scribbs : That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.
Ash : Subdued?
Scribbs : Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.
Ash : So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?
Scribbs : D'you think I look a bit...?
Ash : No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.
Scribbs : Honest?
Ash : Well, actually...
Scribbs : Truth.
Ash : You look like a fungus!