Murder in Suburbia (2004–2005)
[Ash and Scribbs have arrived at a school to interview the Headmaster - the bell rings and Scribbs starts running]
Ash: What are you doing?
Scribbs: Sorry. Force of habit.
[Ash and Scribbs have just interviewed a school Headmaster about his murdered secretary]
Scribbs: He convinced me.
Ash: Bet that's not the first time you made a Headmaster cry.
[Ash and Scribbs watch DCI Sullivan walk to his car]
Scribbs: If he turns out to be gay, I'm going to shoot myself.
[Ash and Scribbs have reported their progress to DCI Sullivan]
Scribbs: Wasn't he wearing that shirt yesterday?
Ash: [pulling a coin out of her pocket] Heads, his washing machine's broken. Tails, he's a dirty stop-out.
[tosses the coin]
Ash: You don't want to know.
[Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant]
Scribbs: They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.
Ash: So what did they say about you?
Scribbs: That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.
Scribbs: Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.
Ash: So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?
Scribbs: D'you think I look a bit...?
Ash: No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.
Ash: Well, actually...
Ash: You look like a fungus!