Hating Alison Ashley (2005)
Barry: Do you know how violent they got? Someone could have taken my eye out with a tampon!
Miss Belmont: Uh-huh.
[slams Barry into wall]
Mum: Erc, just remember: your family's who you are
Erica Yurken: I hope not. I've got one sister who think's she's a horse, another, who's got a black belt in being a bitch, and bloddy Marley who's still mowing crop circles in the front lawn.
Alison Ashley: It's nobody.
Erica Yurken: Nobody huh? Thanks a lot.
Alison Ashley: I didn't mean it that way.
Erica Yurken: No, I know what you mean. I just don't know why I bother.
Miss Belmont: Erica, I know I can rely on you to show Alison around.
Erica Yurken: Sure, Miss Belmont!
Barry: Yeah, I'll come too. After Erica gives you the freak-show; I'll show you the good stuff.
Erica Yurken: [introduces Alison to Barry] Alison, this is Barry Hollis, my stalker.
Barry: Yeah, you wish Yurken!