Desperate Housewives (TV Series 2004–2012) Poster

(2004–2012)

Steven Culp: Rex Van De Kamp

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  • [Rex has asked for a divorce in a family restaurant] 

    Rex : Are we gonna talk about what I said?

    Bree : If you think I'm gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled Chicks and Dudes, you are out of your mind.

  • George Williams : Well... I'll see you, Dr. Van De Kamp.

    Rex : Please, you're dating my wife. Call me Rex.

  • Rex : Look at you... going out?

    Bree : Not that it's any of your business, but I have a date.

    Rex : A date... what kind of date?

    Bree : Rex, I don't want to say anything that might upset you. The doctor said any more stress could cause another heart attack.

    [pause] 

    Bree : It's a romantic date with a single, attractive man and I intend to french the hell out of him.

  • Rex : So, these "tennis lessons" we're taking, how are we doing?

    Bree : My backhand is improving greatly, but you're still having problems with your serve.

  • [Rex has just told Bree about his masochism] 

    Rex : For God's sake, you promised to be supportive.

    Bree : What do you want me to say? My husband likes to wear metal clamps around his nipples. Hooray?

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