Grey's Anatomy (2005– )
Sandra Oh: Dr. Cristina Yang
Dr. Alex Karev : What are you doing?
Dr. George O'Malley : Hiding. There's this VIP patient. He likes me.
Dr. Alex Karev : Well, that's good, right?
Dr. George O'Malley : He *likes me*, likes me.
Dr. Alex Karev : Go for it, man. Get yours, I'm down with the rainbow.
[George gives him a strange look]
Dr. Alex Karev : Oh, are you not gay?
Dr. George O'Malley : No.
Dr. Alex Karev : Really? Dude, sorry.
[he walks away]
Dr. George O'Malley : [Cristina walks up] Cristina! Do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?
Dr. Cristina Yang : Are you?
Dr. George O'Malley : No!
Dr. Cristina Yang : Really?
Dr. Meredith Grey : After all this time, all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss and you're doing the same exact thing.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Oh, it's not the same thing.
Dr. Meredith Grey : It's the exact same!
Dr. Cristina Yang : No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship.
Dr. Meredith Grey : And you and Burke are in?
Dr. Cristina Yang : Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.
Dr. Cristina Yang : [they all see the Nazi] That's the Nazi?
Dr. George O'Malley : I thought the Nazi would be a man.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I thought the Nazi would be... the Nazi.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : [Izzie walks up behind them] Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Let me guess - you're the model.
[Izzie gives her an evil look]
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : [to the Nazi] Hi, I'm Isobel Stevens, but everyone just calls me Izzie.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Burke wants to have a relationship... Boys are stupid.
Dr. Cristina Yang : You are eight feet tall. Your boobs are perfect. Your hair is down to there. If I was you I would just walk around naked all the time. I wouldn't have a job, I wouldn't have any skills, I wouldn't even know how to read. I would just be... naked.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : It's makeup. It's retouching.
Dr. Cristina Yang : You get that we hate you, right?
Dr. Meredith Grey : [about her new roommates] They're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy
Dr. Cristina Yang : Kick them out.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Dr. Cristina Yang : So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
Dr. Cristina Yang : If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007 because I killed you.
Dr. Cristina Yang : It's like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!
Dr. George O'Malley : 007. They're calling me 007, aren't they?
Izzie & Meredith : No-one's calling you 007.
Dr. George O'Malley : I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, how many times are we going to go through this, George? Five, ten? Give me a number or else I'm gonna hit you.
Dr. George O'Malley : Murphy whispered 007 and everyone laughed.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens : He wasn't talking about you.
Dr. George O'Malley : Are you sure?
Dr. Meredith Grey : Would we lie to you?
Dr. George O'Malley : Yes!
Dr. Cristina Yang : I get angry when I go without sleep.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [to Cristina] An intern was reassigned so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
Dr. Alex Karev : Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
Christina Yang : The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
Dr. Alex Karev : And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
Christina Yang : Oh, this should be fun then.