Snakes on a Plane (2006) Poster

Kenan Thompson: Troy

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  • Troy : Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"

  • Troy : This shit is bananas!

  • Troy : This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn.

    Emmett Bradley : Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?

    Troy : Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit.

    Emmett Bradley : Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with?

    Troy : The Awesome Fighting Aces.

    Troy : [to Flynn]  Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight.

    Emmett Bradley : Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?

    Troy : No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator.

    Neville Flynn : Is that PlayStation or Xbox?

    Troy : PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.

  • Neville Flynn : So, uh, you are pretty good at this game, right?

    Troy : Yes, man. No problem. Well, I mean, my older brother Randy has got the high score, but I'm good. Asshole never lets me hear the end of it.

  • Ken : [while examining bite wound on Leroy's buttocks]  All right, we have to - we have to suck out the poison.

    Troy : Man, I ain't sucking nothing.

    Ken : Ok, I'll do it.

    Big Leroy : What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass!

  • Big Leroy : [seeing Maria sucking the venom out of Tommy's wound]  That's what I'm talking about.

    Troy : I got bit, too.

  • Troy : [about Three G's]  Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.

  • Emmett Bradley : You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control.

    Troy : Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!

  • Air Traffic Control : [Negotiating on landing the plane]  You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control.

    Troy : Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!

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