Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Toni Collette: Sheryl Hoover
Sheryl : [to Frank] He started snorting heroin.
Frank : [to Grandpa] You started snorting heroin?
Grandpa : [in response to Frank, aimed at Dwayne] Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank : [to Grandpa] Well what about you?
Grandpa : [to Frank] What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.
Sheryl : You know, like it or not, we're still your family, for better or worse...
Dwayne : No, you're *not* my family! I don't wanna *be* your family! I hate you fucking people! Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're fucking losers, you're losers! No, please just leave me here, Mom. Please, please, please. Please... just leave me here.
Frank : [after Dwayne reads an eye test pamphlet and finds he may be colourblind, destroying his life goal of enlisting in the Air Force] You can't fly jets if you're colourblind.
[Dwayne immediately falls into an emotional breakdown; Frank, Olive and Sheryl all yell for Richard to pull over the vehicle]
Dwayne : [Dwayne springs from the stopped van into an empty field] *FUCK!*
[collapses, screaming and sobbing, breaking his nine-month vow of silence]
Sheryl : What happened?
Frank : He's colourblind. He can't fly.
Sheryl : Oh, Jesus... oh, no.
Sheryl : [waits several moments, then approaches Dwayne] Dwayne...? Dwayne, honey, I'm sorry. Dwayne, come on. We have to go.
Dwayne : I'm not going.
Sheryl : Dwayne...
Dwayne : I said *I'm not*, okay? I don't care, I'm not getting on that bus again.
Sheryl : Dwayne, for better or worse, we're your family...
Dwayne : [stands up] No, you're *not* my family, okay? I don't want to *be* your family! I *hate* you fucking people! *I hate you!* Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're fucking *losers*! You are losers!
Sheryl : [whispers] Dwayne...
Dwayne : [begins to cry again] No, *please* just leave me here, Mom. Okay? Please, *please*. Please just leave me here.
[sits back down, crying continues]
Frank : [recounting his unrequited love for his student] He fell in love with another man,a colleague of mine; Larry Sugarman.
Sheryl : Who's Larry Sugarman?
Frank : Probably the second highest regarded Proust scholar in th US.
Richard : Who's number 1?
Frank : That would be me Rich.
Richard : Really?
Olive : [going over eye test pamphlets] Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision!
Sheryl : I bet he does...
Olive : Now, let's see if you're colorblind.
[opens the pamphlet]
Olive : What's the letter in the circle?
[Dwayne looks confused]
Olive : No in the circle. The letter... in the circle?
Frank : Can you see a letter, Dwayne?
Olive : It's an A. See? Right there?
Frank : It's bright green.
Frank : Oh man.
[Dwayne scribbles anxiously on his notepad - "What?"]
Frank : Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.
[pause, Dwayne holds up his notepad again - "What?"]
Frank : You can't fly jets if you're colorblind.
[Dwayne starts to panic, starts hitting the window and the chair in front of him, he then attempts to open the door]
Frank : I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl : Frank...
Grandpa : Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank : You must have been very busy.
Grandpa : Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank : Really?
Grandpa : Forget about it.