Jennifer Garner: Vanessa Loring
Mac MacGuff : And this, of course, is Juno.
Mark Loring : Like the city in Alaska?
Juno MacGuff : No.
Mark Loring : No? Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Loring : Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or...
Juno MacGuff : I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.
Mac MacGuff : She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
Vanessa Loring : You think you're really going to do this?
Juno MacGuff : Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa Loring : That's great.
Mark Loring : Keep it in the oven.
Vanessa Loring : What are you saying?
Mark Loring : That it feels a little like bad timing.
Vanessa Loring : What would be a good time for you, Mark?
Mark Loring : There's just some things that I still want to do.
Vanessa Loring : Like what? Be a rock star?
Mark Loring : Don't mock me.
Vanessa Loring : I'm just saying that this is - this is something that's never gonna happen. You know -Your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother.
Mark Loring : I never said I'd be a good father.
Mac MacGuff : Whats that thing?
Vanessa Loring : It's a Pilates machine.
Mac MacGuff : What do you make with it?
Vanessa Loring : Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise.
Mac MacGuff : Oh. My wife ordered one of those Tony Little Gazelles off the television... I don't know about that guy. He doesn't look right.
Mark Loring : [about painting the baby's nursery] You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.
Vanessa Loring : What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."
Mark Loring : Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?