Juno (2007) Poster

(2007)

Rainn Wilson: Rollo

Quotes 

  • Rollo : So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?

    Juno MacGuff : I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.

    [grabs products] 

    Juno MacGuff : I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.

    [shakes pregnancy tester] 

    Rollo : That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

  • Rollo : Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?

    Juno MacGuff : I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.

    [Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach] 

    Rollo : Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.

    Tough Girl : [to Juno]  It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?

    Rollo : Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.

    Juno MacGuff : Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!

    Rollo : Well, you know where the lavatory is.

    [Juno heads towards the bathroom] 

    Rollo : [yells]  You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!

  • Rollo : You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!

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