Rainn Wilson: Rollo
Rollo : So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?
Juno MacGuff : I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.
Juno MacGuff : I'll take some of these. Nope... There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
[shakes pregnancy tester]
Rollo : That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.
Rollo : Well, well... If it isn't MacGuff the crime dog! Back for another test?
Juno MacGuff : I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign so I remain unconvinced.
[Rollo pulls the bathroom key out of reach]
Rollo : Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it.
Tough Girl : [to Juno] It's really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?
Rollo : Yeah. Maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms. Knocked ya up twice.
Juno MacGuff : Silencio old man! Look, I just drank my weight in Sunny-D and I gotta go pronto!
Rollo : Well, you know where the lavatory is.
[Juno heads towards the bathroom]
Rollo : [yells] You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine!
Rollo : You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!