Negima! (2005– )
Hasegawa Chisame: [about her class] There's too many foreign students, some older and some that look like kindergartners. And what is with that robot? Doesn't anybody wonder at all? And what's worse is that teacher - what's up with him being ten years old, isn't that against labor rules?
Ayaka Yukihiro: What's wrong, teacher?
Negi Springfield: Something flew here and...
Ayaka Yukihiro: Teacher, this is the work of Asuna Kagurazaka. It's best if you kept away from her, she's all brawn and no brains, and she's perverted...
[an eraser gets thrown to her]
Ayaka Yukihiro: What are you doing, violent monkey?
Asuna Kagurazaka: Shut up, pedophile! Cut the innocent nice girl crap!
Ayaka Yukihiro: Good morning, Negi-sensei, welc...
Class 2-A: Good morning, class rep!
Ayaka Yukihiro: What are you all doing here?
Asuna Kagurazaka: We're guardians, guardians. If we let Negi go alone, we don't know what you'd do to him.
Ayaka Yukihiro: Asuna, I'll kill you!
Asuna Kagurazaka: I accept that challenge!
Asuna: What are you? A "Newtype"? An "Esper"? A superhuman? A mage?
Negi: No, I'm a mag...
Asuna: A mage?
Ayaka Yukihiro: Even though he is a child prodigy, Mr. Negi is still a kid. To raise him daily, a more motherly, enveloping woman is needed. Yes, for example, a proportionally perfect woman like me!
Saotome Haruna: [to Nodoka] But I have bigger breasts, right?
Ayase Yue: How can you say that having bigger breasts is motherly?
Saotome Haruna: Well, then it's decided that he'll be in our room!
Ayaka Yukihiro: Hey, not so fast! If it's just size, I'm not number one?
Negi Springfield: Am I getting my room changed?
Asuna Kagurazaka: Maybe. Well, it's good for me though.
Negi Springfield: But...
Ayaka Yukihiro: More importantly, in differences between my top and bottom, I win. Besides, in your case you're a little fat.
Saotome Haruna: All right, shall we battle, class leader?
Naba Chizuru: Battle?
Ayase Yue: The one with big breasts get Mr. Negi.
Ayaka Yukihiro: [thinks that Konoka and Negi are going out] Konoka, since when, Asuna, do you really know nothing about this? You live in the same room yet...
Asuna Kagurazaka: Well, this morning Konoka was talking about "marriage" and such.
Ayaka Yukihiro: M-m-m-m-marriage?
Asuna Kagurazaka: Ah, calm down, it was probably just sleep-talking.
Ayaka Yukihiro: I can't be unsuspecting. Konoka's unjust feelings might have appeared as sleep-talking.
Asuna Kagurazaka: Unjust... aren't yours the same?
Ayaka Yukihiro: Mine are pure!
Negi Springfield: Ras Tel Ma Scir Magister, Undecim Spiritus Lucis Couentes Sagiitent Inimicum, Sagitta magica!
[translates as Eleven Pillars of Light Faeries, Come together and strike the foe, Arrows of light!]
Negi Springfield: Take that!
[Notices the seals to his powers have not yet worn off]