Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) Poster

Chris Evans: Human Torch, Johnny Storm



  • Johnny Storm : [about Alicia and Ben having sex]  I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out she was killed in a rockslide!

    Ben Grimm : I'll show you a rockslide!

    [chases Johnny] 

  • Reed Richards : Your encounter with the Surfer has affected your molecules. They're... in a constant state of flux.

    Johnny Storm : Is that bad?

    Reed Richards : Well, it caused you to temporarily switch powers with Sue. Ideally, I'd like to run some more tests.

    Ben Grimm : [walks toward Johnny]  Would you like a volunteer?

    Reed Richards , Susan Storm : No, no, no!

    Johnny Storm : No, no! Hey! This is serious.

    Ben Grimm : I just wanted to give him a hug.

    Susan Storm : We don't know the extent of his condition yet.

    Reed Richards : It could be progressive. It could be degenerative.

    Ben Grimm : It could be fun!

    [Ben touches Johnny and their powers switch] 

    Reed Richards : No, Ben!

    Susan Storm : Ben!

    Ben Grimm : Whoa! Hey! Hey, it's me. I'm back!

    Johnny Storm : [looks at his reflection from the bottom of a silver pitcher and sees he's become The Thing]  Oh, my God! Come on! We just said this is serious!

    Ben Grimm : Oh, yeah, serious.

    Johnny Storm : [looks back at his reflection]  Oh, you got to be kidding me!

  • General Hager : [to Reed]  Let me make this clear for you and your pack of freaks. I'm the quarterback, you're on my team. But I guess you didn't play football in high school, did you, Richards?

    [Hager starts to walk away] 

    Reed Richards : You're right. I didn't. I stayed in and studied like a good little nerd. And fifteen years later, I'm one of the greatest minds of the 21st century. I'm engaged to the hottest girl on the planet. And the big jock who played football in high school, he standing right in front of me asking me for my help, and I say he's not going to get a damn thing, unless he does exactly what I say and starts treating me and my friends with some respect.

    General Hager : [understandingly]  Give him what he wants.

    [Hagar walks away] 

    Susan Storm : [to Reed]  I'm so hot for you right now.

    Johnny Storm : [hugging Reed and switching powers]  Me, too!

  • Johnny Storm : I could catch him, but he's too strong for me.

    Ben Grimm : I could whale on him, but he'd see me from a mile away.

    Reed Richards : It would take all four of us.

    Johnny Storm : Or maybe one of us.

    Reed Richards : We don't know what that would do to you!

    Johnny Storm : Let's not make this about me.

  • Reed Richards : [the Silver Surfer's in the distance]  Johnny!

    Johnny Storm : [touching his tux]  But this is Dolce.

  • Johnny Storm : You know, don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.

    Susan Storm : Is that obnoxious brother talk for "You look kind of nice"?

    Johnny Storm : You look beautiful.

    Susan Storm : Thank you.

    [Johnny slowly approaches Sue, looking her up and down. Finally he smiles] 

    Johnny Storm : Dad would be proud.

  • [last lines] 

    Ben Grimm : Heads up, Johnny!

    [Johnny sees Frankie trying to catch the bouquet and destroys it with a blast of fire] 

    Johnny Storm : Sorry. Reflex.

  • Johnny Storm : [to Dr. Doom]  To quote a friend of mine: "It's cloberrin' time!"

  • Johnny Storm : Flame on!

    [goes invisible] 

  • Johnny Storm : Are you building that thing?

    Reed Richards : No, it...

    Johnny Storm : [chuckles]  If Sue finds out, you're gonna get an invisible kick in the nuts.

  • Johnny Storm : We wouldn't even be in this position if I wasn't such a complete screw up.

    Ben Grimm : Hey, you're not a complete screw-up. A 'partial' screw-up, maybe.

    Johnny Storm : Thanks.

    Ben Grimm : Look, there's nothing you and me can do now. It's all up to the eggheads.

    Johnny Storm : You think Reed's right? That this might really be the end of the world?

    Ben Grimm : He's never wrong about stuff like this.

    Johnny Storm : [after a long silence]  You know, I'm not a very deep kinda guy...

    Ben Grimm : [mocking Johnny's attempt at a sincere tone]  No?

    Johnny Storm : I'm just saying,

    [lowers voice] 

    Johnny Storm : if we can't stop this, if it's really the end of the world... how are you going to spend your last few minutes?

    Ben Grimm : [stares into his empty pitcher and thinks about the question]  Part of me would like to go out fighting.

    [pauses for a second] 

    Ben Grimm : But to tell you the truth, I think I'd like to spend my last few minutes holding onto Alicia.

    Johnny Storm : [absentmindedly]  That sounds good to me.

    [notices Ben's jealous stare, realizes what he said, and tries to backtrack; he begins to stammer] 

    Johnny Storm : Not holding onto Alicia, because she's your girlfriend, not mine. I have no interest in her whatsoever.

    [sees Ben's look getting worse] 

    Johnny Storm : Not that she's not attractive, because she is. 'So' attractive. I mean, who wouldn't want to...

    [the glass pitcher shatters in Ben's hand] 

    Johnny Storm : What I meant, is that it's just nice to have somebody.

    Ben Grimm : Well, you got me pal.

  • Alicia Masters : Hey, Johnny.

    [turns head slightly in his direction] 

    Johnny Storm : [taken aback]  Wow. Does that always amaze anyone else? How did she know it was me? I didn't say anything!

    Alicia Masters : Well, to be honest, you kind of smell like ash.

  • [Silver Surfer grabs the Human Torch by the throat] 

    Johnny Storm : [in a strangled voice]  Can we talk?

  • [trying to escape from the Army compound with the Silver Surfer, the Fantastic Four are confronted by Captain Raye] 

    Captain Frankie Raye : [pointing her gun at Reed]  What's going on here? Where is General Hager?

    Reed Richards : He's dead.

    Ben Grimm : And if we don't get outta here soon... we're all gonna be.

    Johnny Storm : [steps forward, a look of pleading on his face]  Frankie...

    [Captain Raye turns slightly and points her gun at Johnny] 

    Johnny Storm : The world is literally at stake. You have to trust us... please.

    [Captain Raye stares at Johnny a few seconds, then takes her finger off the trigger of her gun] 

  • Johnny Storm : [Johnny notices a Dodge logo on the Fantasticar]  A hemi?

    Reed Richards : Of course!

  • Johnny Storm : Semper Fi!

    Lieutenant : Uh, that's the Marine Corps. We are the Army.

  • Johnny Storm : [trying to convince Reed to make a bachelor party]  Then do it for Ben. It means a lot to the big guy. You're gonna break his heart. He does have some sort of rock-like heart, doesn't he?

  • [flying alongside the Surfer] 

    Johnny Storm : I thought you could use a hand!

  • [seeing Galactus for the first time] 

    Johnny Storm : Oh my God...

    [falls to Earth out of shock] 

  • Johnny Storm : [after he throws a flaming dart which sets the dartboard on fire and has to dump a pint on it to extinguish it]  Sorry, I'll pay for that.

  • [Captain Raye is waiting for a military carpool, outside a dance club, after assisting General Hager's meeting with Reed Richards] 

    Johnny Storm : [saunters out of club, offering to shake hands]  John Storm - Fantastic Four, Incorporated.

    [Captain Raye turns to face Johnny, then quickly turns away, ignoring his outstretched hand] 

    Johnny Storm : You ever done any professional modeling?

    Captain Frankie Raye : Not interested.

    Johnny Storm : 'Cause you got an amazing complexion.

    Captain Frankie Raye : [louder]  Not interested.

    [Captain Raye enters SUV, and glares at Johnny] 

    Johnny Storm : [impressed]  Wow, and you...

    [SUV drives off, tires screeching away] 

    Johnny Storm : ...just walked away. I was definitely still talking.

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