Alfred Hitchcock : Good evening. You will excuse me if I speak rapidly, but I haven't much time. I'm playing some idiotic children's game, and I'm supposed to stand against this wall, blindfolded, and with my hands tied behind me. While I'm standing here waiting for something to happen, you may watch tonight's drama, "The Dangerous People." I shall join you later.
[a machine gun fires bullets in a straight line across the wall]
Alfred Hitchcock : Thank you, but no more applause.
Alfred Hitchcock : [rubbing his stomach] That's all for this evening. I think we shall be back another time with another story. Until then, good night.
[walks away from the wall, revealing bullet holes directly behind where he stood]