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"As Time Goes By" Going Online (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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[first lines]

Lionel: [on the telephone] No, thank you. No, thank you.

[pause]

Lionel: No, thank you!

[pause]

Lionel: No, thank you.

[pause]

Lionel: No, thank you. Goodbye.

Jean: Friend of yours?

Lionel: British Telecom. One of those 'are you satisfied with our services' calls. I said yes and hoped that would be it, but no, I then get ten minutes of being offered extra services.

Jean: You weren't even listening.

Lionel: Well, it's all getting too complicated. Do you realise you can get a special rate if you make calls between three and five o'clock in the morning providing you're standing on one leg and wearing a ginger wig?

Jean: You turned that down!

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Alistair: Look at you! Is that dress split to the thigh or what!

Sandy: It's not split at all.

Alistair: A guy can dream.

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Lionel: When you say broke, is that a, a comparative term?

Alistair: No, I mean stony. Lye, you are looking at yesterday's man.

Lionel: Come on.

Alistair: Where?

Lionel: Home. I think you need to be with friends.

Alistair: They all hate me.

Lionel: Don't make difficulties. Come on.

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Lionel: That was about as subtle as a steamroller, wasn't it.

Jean: I just think they ought to be left alone.

Lionel: Look, you can't start matchmaking at a time like this.

Jean: I'm not matchmaking, but when Alistair was telling his sad story, and it was sad, it was Judy he was telling it to.

Sandy: Didn't you notice?

Lionel: No.

Sandy: Honestly.

Jean: Honestly.

Lionel: Well, I'm not psychic, am I!

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[last lines]

Jean: Are you sure you didn't fix it for the lights to go off?

Lionel: No. Even with my immensely long arms, i couldn't reach from here to the cupboard under the stairs.

Jean: No, I suppose not. 'Tis romantic, though, isn't it.

Lionel: Yes, 'tis.

[he chuckles]

Jean: Why are you smiling?

Lionel: Well, I was just thinking of the things you could still do that require no technological expertise at all.

Jean: Oh, Lionel, you are a rascal.

Lionel: I have my moments.

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Jean: Have you finished your early morning grumble?

Lionel: Yes, I think so.

Jean: Good morning.

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Jean: Does Alistair take tea or coffee for breakfast?

Judith: Coffee. Sometimes Buck's Fizz.

Jean: [pause] Coffee, then.

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