Dylan McKay : You barge in here unannounced and expect me to welcome you with open arms when the fact of the matter is when I needed you two months ago, you were unreachable.
Iris McKay : I was on a trek in the Andes trying to find my meaning in this existence.
Dylan McKay : Yeah, well while you were away on one of your many spiritual quests to the Andes, the Himalayas, the South Pacific or wherever trying to find the meaning of life, I was just at my father's funeral!
Iris McKay : And I called you as soon as a heard.
Dylan McKay : Right. What'd you expect? It was a bad timing, you and I, huh?
Iris McKay : Hi!
Dylan McKay : What a pleasant surprise.
Iris McKay : Did you really think I'd miss your graduation?
Dylan McKay : Why not? You missed literally everything else in my life.
Iris McKay : Oh, you're in a snarly mood. Aren't you the least bit tickled to see me?
Dylan McKay : I'm stunned actually. Can't you pick up the phone like a normal person and call to let me know that you're coming?
Iris McKay : Because I was afraid you'd tell me to stay home, and I was hoping we could spend a few days together. Besides, half the fun is catching you with a girl in the bedroom. Did I? Did I catch you with a girl in the bedroom?
Dylan McKay : No, no, you didn't. We were on the couch. Kelly!
Iris McKay : You're still with Kelly?