Amy Matthews : How's your homework coming, honey?
Morgan Matthews : Great. I'm acing it.
Alan Matthews : Making sandwiches is homework?
Amy Matthews : Making their own lunches teaches them to be self-reliant and grown-up.
Morgan Matthews : I'm making Wonder Bread, Cheeze Whiz and Lucky Charms.
Alan Matthews : Ugh. Honey, let me give you a couple of pointers here...
Amy Matthews : She needs to make her own mistakes.
Alan Matthews : She's well on her way. I mean, look at this, this is disgusting. Nobody's gonna want to eat this.
[he takes a bite of the sandwich]
Alan Matthews : Hey, that's not bad. What the heck have you discovered here?
[Eric comes in]
Eric Matthews : What you eating, Dad?
Alan Matthews : Lucky Charms and Cheeze Whiz. You want some?
Eric Matthews : It's Morgan's, right?
Alan Matthews : Uh-huh.
Eric Matthews : You tried Froot Loops on pita?
[Alan looks at Morgan expectedly]
Morgan Matthews : Tomorrow
Alan Matthews : They ran a promotion at the store, and guess what you won? Two passes to Sliding Rapids Mountain.
Eric Matthews : Excellent!
Alan Matthews : Yep, you and your brother should have a blast.
Eric Matthews : Ah, no, no, no, no See, when I look at this ticket, I see someone in a skimpy wet bikini.
Alan Matthews : Well, that's entirely up to Cory.