Leo Wyatt : Chris, what are you doing sitting around here? Aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
[Natalie, wearing only Chris's shirt, stands at the doorway.]
Natalie : Oh, hi, Leo.
Chris Halliwell : [to Leo] Okay, look, before you get mad, you were the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place, remember?
Leo Wyatt : Yeah, to protect her!
Natalie : Oh, he *was* using protection.
Leo Wyatt : [Leo orbs into the P3 storeroom where Chris is relaxing on the sofa in a tshirt and boxers] Hey.
Chris Halliwell : Hey.
[Looks to see who it is]
Chris Halliwell : uh Leo!
[Hastily stands up]
Chris Halliwell : Heey...
[Picks up trousers to cover himself]
Chris Halliwell : I didn't know you were coming here.
Leo Wyatt : I can see that. Are you drinking beer?
Chris Halliwell : [Glances at his bottle] Uh, I was going to pay for that...
Leo Wyatt : Chris what are you doing sitting around here, aren't you supposed to be getting to know your new charge?
Natalie : [Charge walks in with just a tshirt. Chris collapses on sofa, head in hands] Oh, hi Leo.
Leo Wyatt : Okay look, before you get mad, you're the one who wanted me to have a charge in the first place, remember?
Chris Halliwell : Yeah, to protect her...
Natalie : - Oh, he was using protection.
Chris Halliwell : Yeah, I don't think that's what he meant...
Leo Wyatt : Chris, are you out of your mind? Aside from this being totally out of line, it's completely against the rules!
Chris Halliwell : Huh yeah, you're one to talk.
Natalie : Oh I - I don't think that's his point.
[Leo glares, Chris sighs]
Natalie : . Why don't I just... leave you two alone?
Chris Halliwell : Look, I was just having a little fun, what's the big deal? It's not like I have anything pressing to do anyway.
Leo Wyatt : You don't have anything pressing?
Leo Wyatt : Then why exactly did you come back from the future in the first place?
Chris Halliwell : [Chris thinks] Uhhh I don't know...
[Leo frowns as he shrugs]
Chris Halliwell : I forgot.
Leo Wyatt : You forgot?
Chris Halliwell : Huh
Leo Wyatt : [Baby sounds] You hear that?
Chris Halliwell : What?
Leo Wyatt : Nevermind... We'll talk about this later.
[Orbs out, Chris looks bewildered]
Chris Halliwell : You're kidding right? I don't have time for another charge!
Leo Wyatt : Why not?
Chris Halliwell : Because I just - don't! Why do you want me to oversee another witch anyway?
Leo Wyatt : Because I want to see what you can do - what you can handle.
Chris Halliwell : Oh please, you just don't want me around the sisters all the time because you don't trust me.
Leo Wyatt : Chris, protecting charges is what we do. And besides, when I was a Whitelighter I had other charges.
Chris Halliwell : Leo, I didn't come all the way from the future to protect, and oversee, other charges. I came for one reason. And one reason only.
Leo Wyatt : To protect Wyatt.
Chris Halliwell : Yeah.
Leo Wyatt : From some demon who will attack in the future, but you're not sure which one...
Chris Halliwell : [Throws hands up in exasperation] Hey, man, fine, whatever, don't believe me, all I'm saying is there is no way I'm taking on another charge, and that's...
Chris Halliwell : that.
Natalie : Hi Leo, sorry I'm late.
Leo Wyatt : It's ok.
Natalie : You must be Chris.
[Shakes his hand]
Natalie : I'm Natalie.
Chris Halliwell : [Looks at Leo] Maybe just one more.