Mitchell Taylor: [reading a book title from a poster at Dr Siggy Lloyd's public seminar] 'Let's be Immature: Free Your Inner Goofball.'
Stanley Hope: What's the big deal? I've been immature for years.
Carrie Taylor: I didn't know Dr Lloyd wrote "Men are From Denmark, Women are From France".
Mrs. Taylor: Until I read it, I had no idea your father watching sports was giving our relationship room to grow.
Edward Taylor: Or that your mother bought all those shoes to keep the romance in our marriage.
Dr. Ziggy Floyd: [encouraging the Taylors to let his magic spray make them childlike again] The right aroma can make your inhibitions go 'Poof' and then all those goofy feelings can erupt - 'Bang' - to the surface.
Carrie Taylor: My Dad will not go 'Poof'.
Edward Taylor: [insulted] I 'Poof' as well as the next man. Better, for that matter.