[Blair enters the banquet room and is surprised to find that only Mr. Bradley and Miss Mahoney are present]
Blair Warner : Where's my mother? Did she leave?
[Blair's mother, Nancy, Molly, Cindy, Natalie and Tootie enter the banquet room from the kitchen]
Monica Warner : Oh, Blair, you look beautiful.
Blair Warner : Is that you mother? In an apron?
Monica Warner : Well, I thought it was about time that I started acting a little more like you than you like me.
Blair Warner : Meet my gorgeous mother.
Nancy Olson : You're the most beautiful woman I ever met.
Monica Warner : Oh, thank you, dear.
Sue Ann Weaver : What do you have to do to look the way you do?
Monica Warner : Well, I get plenty of sleep, I exercise, and I drink plenty of milk.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Wow, if I could look like that, I'd drink a cow.
Nancy Olson : Come on, guys, we gotta get back to work.
Edna Garrett : On the double, on the double.
Sue Ann Weaver : [still thinking Blair's mom] Wow, what a figure.
Cindy Webster : Yeah, wouldn't you just love to have a pair of legs like that.
Natalie Green : I'd settle for just one.