Blair Warner : Meet my gorgeous mother.
Nancy Olson : You're the most beautiful woman I ever met.
Monica Warner : Oh, thank you, dear.
Sue Ann Weaver : What do you have to do to look the way you do?
Monica Warner : Well, I get plenty of sleep, I exercise, and I drink plenty of milk.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Wow, if I could look like that, I'd drink a cow.
Nancy Olson : Come on, guys, we gotta get back to work.
Edna Garrett : On the double, on the double.
Sue Ann Weaver : [still thinking Blair's mom] Wow, what a figure.
Cindy Webster : Yeah, wouldn't you just love to have a pair of legs like that.
Natalie Green : I'd settle for just one.
Nancy Olson : You're crazy. You're giving us this dress? But your mother gave it to you.
Blair Warner : I don't want it anymore. There's a curse attached to it.
Sue Ann Weaver : [grabs dress] Oh, I'll take it. I'm not superstitious.
Nancy Olson : [grabs it back] This dress must have cost a hundred dollars.
Blair Warner : The buttons cost that much.
Nancy Olson : Oh, boy, if it's that expensive, I'd be too embarrassed to take it.
Sue Ann Weaver : [grabs dress again] Oh, I'm never embarrassed.
Nancy Olson : Neither of us should have it. Give it back to Blair.
[grabs dress, gives it to Blair, but Blair tosses it into wastepaper bin]