Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: You're putting a sousaphone player into a rock band?
Doris Schwartz: It's not his sousaphone I need, it's his body.
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: Wanting his sousaphone I can understand a little. Wanting his body...
Angelo Martelli: [on phone] Mrs. Miller, are you lying as much as I am?
Mrs. Charlotte Miller: [on other line] Oh, you bet.
Mrs. Berg: Mrs. Berg, have you seen Mr. Reardon?
Mrs. Berg: Oh, any number of times.
Mrs. Berg: [a beat] I meant tonight.
David Reardon: I showed you mine, and now it's your turn to show me yours.
Elizabeth Sherwood: All right... you got it.
[Mrs. Berg, overhearing and drawing the wrong conclusion, gets all hot and bothered]