[Greg has just sat down next to Laura]
Greg: Hi, Laura.
Laura Lee Winslow: Hello Greg.
Greg: Are you ok?
Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie.
[Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]
[Walks over to Willie Fuffner]
Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain despicable.
Willie Fuffner: [Wipes his own mouth] Thank you.
Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [Unstraps his gloves] Sir, not only have you harassed and insulted me, but you have sullied the reputation of my lady love.
[slaps Willie with his gloved hand]
Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: I demand satisfaction.
Willie Fuffner: He hit me with a mitten.
Waldo Faldo: Be careful, he has another one.
Willie Fuffner: [Grabs Steves gloves] Urkel, you are dead meat!
Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: [is chased and hides behind a jock] Hold me back, hold me back.
[Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner]