Joey Tribbiani: [Chandler is showing the shoes he has to come up with an ad for] Wow! Its like they're on fire!
Chandler: And here, look, they've got these wheels that pop out the bottom so you can roll around. Apparently, walking is too much exercise. Kids, kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!
Monica: Wow. Kids today have such an easier time getting fat.
Dr. Ross Geller: Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way Phoebe?
Phoebe Buffay: No... actually, you might want to stay away from Jane street. That's where Stabby Joe works.
Phoebe Buffay: A pipe was my weapon of choice and preteen comic book nerds were my meat.
Chandler: [Sarcastic Advertising Scheme for Roller-shoes] They're so uncomfortable, its like getting kicked in the nuts, for your feet.