Joey Tribbiani: [Chandler is showing the shoes he has to come up with an ad for] Wow! Its like they're on fire!
Phoebe Buffay: A pipe was my weapon of choice and preteen comic book nerds were my meat.
Dr. Ross Geller: Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way Phoebe?
Phoebe Buffay: No... actually, you might want to stay away from Jane street. That's where Stabby Joe works.
Chandler: [Sarcastic Advertising Scheme for Roller-shoes] They're so uncomfortable, its like getting kicked in the nuts, for your feet.