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"Get Smart" I Am Curiously Yellow (TV Episode 1970) Poster

(TV Series)

(1970)

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Chief: [opens violin case] This is the Narco 5-12...

Maxwell Smart: I recognized it immediately.

Chief: ...A weapon so new that no one has ever seen it before.

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Larabee: [having hypnotized the Chief] Well, I want a raise, a few weeks off, a new car... and I think I would like your office. Yes, yes, I'd like that. You can take mine. And I want the location and the key to the secret executive wash-room. I'd like that. I'd love that. And...

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Chief: We're all familiar with the shock wave of a sonic boom, which occurs when an aircraft breaks the sound barrier. Now if you take that energy and amplify it ten thousand times, and confine it in a small area, can you imagine the results you'd get?

Maxwell Smart: A rock & roll festival?

Chief: It's not quite that bad, Max.

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Agent 99: Max! To forget that you've robbed a safe is one thing, but to forget that you've kissed your wife... I don't think that's very nice.

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The Whip: Old Chinese saying: punishment is companion of failiure.

The Whip: [whips Abe Fu Yung four times] That's enough. Be glad I'm in a happy mood today.

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Maxwell Smart: You don't suppose for one single moment that I'd allow these precious hands...

Maxwell Smart: [kisses 99's hand] ... to wash dishes?

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Agent 99: [Larabee walks in on Max & 99 kissing passionately] Yes, Larabee?

Larabee: Huh?

Agent 99: What did you want?

Larabee: I forgot.

Agent 99: Goodbye, Larabee.

Larabee: Can I watch while I'm trying to remember?

Agent 99Maxwell Smart: Get out, Larabee.

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Maxwell Smart: What do you mean, 'that's Max al right', that couldn't possibly be me. I didn't steal the Farco 9-12.

Chief: It's not the Farco 9-12, it's the Marco 5-12.

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The Whip: See, like I told you. Gun is like wife's brother: do not work.

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The Whip: You make a mistake, Mr. Smart. You bring the wrong cassette.

Maxwell Smart: [takes out another cassette] Eh, would you like to try Glen Campbell?

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