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"Gilmore Girls" Pilot (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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[first lines]

Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please!

Luke Danes: How many cups have you had this morning?

Lorelai: None.

Luke Danes: Plus?

Lorelai: Five, but yours is better.

Luke Danes: You have a problem.

Lorelai: Yes, I do.

[Luke fills her cup]

Luke Danes: Junkie.

Lorelai: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

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Mrs. Kim: How was school? Any of the girls get pregnant, drop out?

Lane Kim: Not that we know of.

Rory: Oh come to think of it JoAnna Pozner was glowing a little.

Mrs. Kim: What?

Lane Kim: Nothing Mama. She's just kidding.

Mrs. Kim: Boys don't like funny girls.

Rory: Noted.

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Lorelai: You really like my table, don't you?

Joey: I was just... uh

Lorelai: Getting to know my daughter.

Joey: Your...

Rory: Are you my new daddy?

Joey: Wow. You do not look old enough to have a daughter. No, I mean it. And-and-and you do not look like a daughter.

Lorelai: That's possibly very sweet of you. Thanks.

Joey: So. Daughter. You know, I am traveling with a friend.

Lorelai: She's sixteen.

Joey: Bye.

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Lorelai: So who is he?

Rory: There's no guy.

Lorelai: Dark hair, romantic eyes, looks a little dangerous?

Rory: This conversation is over.

Lorelai: Tattoos are good too.

Rory: I don't wanna change school because of all the reasons I've already told you a thousand times. If you don't wanna believe me, that's fine. Goodnight.

Lorelai: Does he have a motorcycle? 'Cause if you're gonna throw your life away he'd better have a motorcycle!

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Lorelai: [Michel is ignoring the phone] Michel, the phone.

Michel: Mmm-hmm. It rings.

Lorelai: Can you answer it?

Michel: No, people are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them.

Lorelai: You know who's really nice to talk to? The people at the unemployment agency.

Michel: [He pickes up the phone] Independence Inn, Michel speaking.

[pause]

Michel: No, I'm sorry, we're completely booked.

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Rory: You're happy.

Lorelai: Yeah.

Rory: [suspiciously] Did you do something slutty?

Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

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Dean: So, how are you liking Moby Dick?

Rory: Oh, it's really good.

Dean: Yeah?

Rory: Yeah, it's my first Melville.

Dean: Cool.

Rory: I mean, I know it's kind of cliché to pick Moby Dick as your first Melville but... Hey, how did you know I was reading Moby Dick?

Dean: Uh, well, I've been watching you.

Rory: Watching me?

Dean: I mean, not in a creepy, like, "I'm watching you" sort of way. I just - I've noticed you.

Rory: Me?

Dean: Yeah.

Rory: When?

Dean: Every day. After school you come out and you sit under that tree there and you read. Last week it was Madame Bovary. This week it's Moby Dick.

Rory: But why would you...

Dean: Because you're nice to look at, and because you've got unbelievable concentration.

Rory: What?

Dean: Last Friday these two guys were tossing around a ball and one guy nailed the other right in the face. I mean, it was a mess, blood everywhere, the nurse came out, the place was in chaos, his girlfriend was all freaking out, and you just sat there and read. I mean, you never even looked up. I thought, "I have never seen anyone read so intensely before in my entire life. I have to meet that girl."

Rory: Maybe I just didn't look up because I'm unbelievably self-centered.

Dean: Maybe, but I doubt it.

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Lorelai: What do you need? Hot tea, coffee?

Rory: Lip gloss.

Lorelai: Aha.

[Opens her purse]

Lorelai: I have vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and toasted marshmallow.

Rory: Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?

Lorelai: Yes.

[pulls out another bag]

Lorelai: It has no smell but it changes colors with your mood.

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Lorelai: [after leaving Emily and Richard's house] Do I look shorter? 'Cause I feel shorter.

Rory: Hey, how about I buy you a cup of coffee?

Lorelai: Oh yeah. You drive though. OK? 'Cause I don't think my feet will reach the pedals.

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Emily: You took that girl and completely shut us out of your life.

Lorelai: You wanted to control me.

Emily: You were still a child.

Lorelai: I stopped being a child the minute the strip turned pink, okay? I had to figure out how to live. I found a good job.

Emily: As a maid. With all your brains and talent.

Lorelai: I worked my way up. I run the place now. I built a life on my own with no help from anyone.

Emily: Yes, and think of where you would have been if you'd accepted a little help, hmm? And where Rory would have been. But no, you were always too proud to accept anything from anyone.

Lorelai: Well, I wasn't too proud to come here to you two begging for money for my kid's school, was I?

Emily: No, you certainly weren't. But you're too proud to let her know where you got it from, aren't you? Well, fine, you have your precious pride and I have my weekly dinners. Isn't that nice? We both win.

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