Student Brandon Merrell (22) is rushed to ER with seven symptoms. His college girlfriend Mindy fears she caused it by excessively passionate sex. No one syndrome fits all seven, so House postulates the improbable 10,000,000 to one occurrence of two simultaneous rare diseases, each explaining half, but tests not only disprove the theory, the treatments make him much sicker. The poor boy ends up in terrifying total isolation undergoing an agonizing biopsy. House now guesses his original symptom, a mere cough, was accidentally mistreated with gout medicine which caused the other six, but the pill theory hunt proves frustrating, and there is more to discover.
KGF Vissers/edited by statmanjeff
Did You Know?
On the coffee machine in the team's bullpen, the inscription reads "Good Coffee - cheaper than Prozac". See more
At the end of the episode, House seems to have found the gout medicine that resembles the cough medicine: small yellow round pills without an L printed on one side. The patient states his original "cough" medicine did not have the letter on them. The ones with the L on one side though are actually low-dose (81mg) aspirin pills. See more
Dr. James Wilson
That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House
Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
Features Metroid: Zero Mission
No Shirt, No Beer
Written by Wayne Jones
and David Feldstein
Performed by David Feldstein See more