Five years have passed and Alan is back on local radio following a nervous breakdown and getting the push from the BBC. Living in a caravan with Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja while his dream house is being built, he has released a (poorly-selling) autobiography, 'Bouncing Back.' A chance meeting at the garage where Michael now works with his old headmaster leads to an invitation to address the sixth form - a predictable disaster. Meeting former schoolmate Phil, now a teacher, revives a bitter memory of Alan being caned for something Phil had done, and Alan starts a row that gets him ejected from the premises. Phil comes to the garage to apologize, but Alan is intent on revenge.
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Did You Know?
Andrew Burt, who plays Alan's former headmaster is also the "Voice" of Radio Norwich in series one and two. See more
It's just a wet t-shirt competition, Lynn. It's not hardcore super-sex.
Lyrics by Roma Ryan
and music by Enya
Performed by Steve Coogan See more