Helen Girardi : I got inspired by Joan's spring cleaning, so I decided to clean Kevin's room as a little surprise to him, and I found this.
Will Girardi : [she hands him the newspaper classifieds] I don't get it.
Helen Girardi : Those are ads for single-bedroom apartments circled in red.
Will Girardi : [still confused] Help me. I'm a man.
Will Girardi : I just have to get it off my chest that I don't want to be here. I'm not a big fan of therapists or priests. I'm doing this to make my wife happy.
Father Ken Mallory : Your candor is appreciated.
Will Girardi : I have more where that came from.
Helen Girardi : Will.
Will Girardi : But I'll keep it to myself.