Det. Lennie Briscoe : Clarence Carmichael, you're under arrest for the rape of Julia Wood. You have the right to remain silent.
Clarence Carmichael : You have the right to kiss my ass!
Manager : Just keep quiet, Clarence. This is harassment. False arrest. You'll hear from our lawyers.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : Oh, no. Not the lawyers. I'm scared. You scared, Mike?
Det. Mike Logan : I'm shaking in my blue suede shoes.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : [about Van Buren] Maybe the lady lieutenant's got a take on this that we don't have. I mean, what the hell do we know about what goes on in a girl's mind when some guy's groping her?
Det. Mike Logan : You're forgetting, his other girlfriend said he was a pussycat.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : Yeah, but she's on the payroll. We need somebody who isn't.
Det. Mike Logan : How about a Mrs. C-Square?
Det. Lennie Briscoe : I hate to think of the stories my exes would tell.
Det. Lennie Briscoe : If Ann-Margret had asked me to go dancing when I was standing at the altar, I would have turned to the preacher and said, "I don't." Fame makes people do stupid things.