Megan is happy with a box of dad's old cloths mailed by grandma, as 'ugly old cloths' are in. Megan didn't give her soccer team's final a single thought, despite dad's efforts, but by pure luck her averted head happens to be on the equally accidental path of the winning goal. Tony declares her the sports hero of the century, filling an entire episode of his TV program with Bernie to her accession to the Temple of Sports. Good son Mikey, whose devotion to golf always was boundless, ditches class the next day, neglects his clubs care and sneaks out, firsts ever. Megan thinks his inspiration comes from dad's 'hippie period' diary and weed they found in his 1970s pants. Tony finds deeply disappointed Mickey practicing golf and gets arrested as trespasser in possession. However the kid's bone is of another, younger and meaner nature...