Lucy Ricardo : [telling the story of meeting Ricky on a cruise to Havana with her pal, Susie Macnamara] We saved our money to go on this ocean cruise. Y'see, Susie and I were looking for some... culture.
Fred Mertz : The way I remember it, you had your hooks out for a man.
Lucy Ricardo : Well, let's just say we were looking for some cultured men.
Susie MacNamara : [later, on shipboard, they seem to be getting nowhere] I have searched this boat stem to stern, top to bottom, fore and aft, and I haven't found one available man. I hate to tell you, Lucy: we're travelling on a floating YWCA.
Lucy Ricardo : Brother, they weren't kidding when they said this ship was on its maiden voyage.
Lucy Ricardo : [as they commiserate, Fred Mertz strolls by, and they look him over] Well, he's better than nothing.
Susie MacNamara : I was looking for something a little younger.
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah, so was I.
Lucy Ricardo : [she takes another long look at Fred, then turns to Susie] Y'know, the farther we go, the younger he looks.
Cruise Director : [when they go ashore in Havana, the Cruise Director arranges some dates for the girls] Well, they were very shy, but I arranged everything... Have a good time, huh?
Lucy Ricardo : Thank you.
Susie MacNamara : Well, things are looking up.
Lucy Ricardo : Yeah. Who gets who?
Susie MacNamara : [since they both want Carlos, and neither wants Ricky, they flip a coin] Heads.
Lucy Ricardo : [when it comes up Heads, Lucy gets desperate] Two out of three?
Susie MacNamara : Oh, Lucy, don't be so fussy. You're only going for a sightseeing tour. You're not going to marry the guy!
Ricky Ricardo : [after they all meet, Carlos and Ricky also disagree about how they should pair up] I'll take the blonde.
Carlos Garcia : No, that's the one I want. You take the other one.
Ricky Ricardo : The other one is not my type.
Carlos Garcia : What's the matter with her?
Ricky Ricardo : I don't like redheads.
Ricky Ricardo : [Carlos takes a coin from his pocket and flips it] Cara.
Carlos Garcia : [he looks at the coin] Hee, hee, cruz! Ha ha ha.
Ricky Ricardo : Dos por tres...
Carlos Garcia : No, no, no, Ya gané.