"The Monkees" Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (TV Episode 1966) Poster

Jerry Colonna: Dr. Mann


  • Dr. Mann : You have a very sick horse here.

    Mike : Oh, eh, Dr. Mann, you don't understand.

    Dr. Mann : Please don't explain, there's no time to waste, I may have to operate.

    Peter : [dressed as the front end of a horse]  You can't operate. I'm not a horse, I'm a Monkee.

    Dr. Mann : Hahaha, A likely story. I suppose you sing, too?

    Davy : [dressed as the back end of a horse]  Yeah, both of us in here do.

    Dr. Mann : Egad, it's even worse than I thought. This horse not only has delusions of singing, it has a split personality!

  • Mike : Hi, I'm the fella that called before.

    Dr. Mann : Where's the monkey?

    Mike : Oh, I'm the Monkee.

    Dr. Mann : You're the monkey? You don't need a vet, young man, you need a psychiatrist!

    Mike : No, wait a minute, you don't, you don't understand. I'm not a real monkey, I'm the kind of Monkee that sings!

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