"Mork & Mindy" Mork the Gullible (TV Episode 1978) Poster

(TV Series)


Robert Donner: Exidor


  • Exidor : I realized that my faith had been misplaced and I began my quest for truth. I tried Buddhism, Catholicism, Judaism, Punch-and-Judy-ism, but nothing worked for me! Until I found him!

    Mork : Who?

    Exidor : Mork, I worship O.J. Simpson!

  • Mork : Exidor, why are you in jail?

    Exidor : Religious persecution!

  • Exidor : Mork, the man lied to you, just as those crummy Venusians lied to me!

    Mork : I know, you can't trust a man with four lips. All you get is double-talk.

    Exidor : They promised me they were coming down and destroy the Earth on Labor Day! They let me down!

  • Exidor : Mork, I believe in The Juice! You too can be a born-again Simpson, let O.J. show you the way!

  • Exidor : Mork, I want you to renounce your sins against football!

    Mork : Exidor, I've watched the World Series.

    Exidor : Oh, blasphemy! The World Series! Baseball is pagan! Do ten Hike Marys!

    Mork : And I look up to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar!

    Exidor : Oh, do a hundred push-ups!

    Mork : And I hate to say this... I like Howard Cosell.

    Exidor : Let us pray!

  • Mork : I hate to disappoint you, Exidor, but I don't have much faith in football, and O.J.'s just a man and football's just a game.

    Exidor : Blasphemy! Mork, you've just fouled out on the game of life! May you burn in Buffalo!

  • [referring to Mork] 

    Exidor : When it comes to trust, he's full of it! He's crazy, you know!

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs

Recently Viewed