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"Mork & Mindy" Mork the Gullible (TV Episode 1978) Poster

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(1978)

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Exidor: I realized that my faith had been misplaced and I began my quest for truth. I tried Buddhism, Catholicism, Judaism, Punch-and-Judy-ism, but nothing worked for me! Until I found him!

Mork: Who?

Exidor: Mork, I worship O.J. Simpson!

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Mork: There's an old Orkan phrase about that: If one cannot trust oneself, then one cannot trust another.

Mindy McConnell: Oh, that's nice.

Mork: I'm not finished. And if one cannot trust another, then others cannot trust another, and then others cannot trust others, and finally, who can one trust?

Frederick McConnell: Does everybody on Ork talk like that?

Mork: Well, we don't have sex, we've gotta do something.

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Mork: [after walking in the snow without a coat, entering the apartment stiffly] Shazbot, I'm frigid!

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Mork: [holding snow in his hand] Wow, it's cold, and beautiful... and not house broken!

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Mindy McConnell: Look, it's snowing outside!

Mork: Shazbot! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Mayday, Mayday! Take evasive action, you get under there with the baby, you don't have a baby, too bad! They scoffed at Chicken Little but they're not laughing now. That little sucker's gonna make a lot of money off this.

[picks up phone book]

Mork: I've got to call him, I've got to call him... just my luck, he's unlisted.

Mindy McConnell: Calm down, snow is perfectly harmless.

Mork: It is?

Mindy McConnell: Yes.

Mork: Boy do I feel like a flake.

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Mork: Oh therefore if I think the sky is falling, ipso facto, I'm gullible.

Mindy McConnell: Yeah, I'm afraid so. Like yesterday when you heard that TV commercial say 'run out and catch a bus' and you started building a trap?

Mork: Oh, I would've caught one too, I was going to use a segregated school as bait!

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Mindy McConnell: You should go out and observe the snow, it'll be a whole new experience.

Mork: Are you sure those sky flakes won't bash my brains out?

Mindy McConnell: I promise you it's perfectly safe.

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Mork: Exidor, why are you in jail?

Exidor: Religious persecution!

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Exidor: Mork, the man lied to you, just as those crummy Venusians lied to me!

Mork: I know, you can't trust a man with four lips. All you get is double-talk.

Exidor: They promised me they were coming down and destroy the Earth on Labor Day! They let me down!

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Exidor: Mork, I believe in The Juice! You too can be a born-again Simpson, let O.J. show you the way!

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Exidor: Mork, I want you to renounce your sins against football!

Mork: Exidor, I've watched the World Series.

Exidor: Oh, blasphemy! The World Series! Baseball is pagan! Do ten Hike Marys!

Mork: And I look up to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar!

Exidor: Oh, do a hundred push-ups!

Mork: And I hate to say this... I like Howard Cosell.

Exidor: Let us pray!

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Mork: I hate to disappoint you, Exidor, but I don't have much faith in football, and O.J.'s just a man and football's just a game.

Exidor: Blasphemy! Mork, you've just fouled out on the game of life! May you burn in Buffalo!

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Frederick McConnell: How was your night in jail?

Mork: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

Mindy McConnell: Oh, what trouble?

Mork: Nobody knows!

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[referring to Mork]

Exidor: When it comes to trust, he's full of it! He's crazy, you know!

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Orson: Hello! This Orson! You'll have to call back later because I'm out... of my mind right now. If you'd like, you may leave a message between the two beeps.

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