Statler : [about the Muppet Labs segment] That was great, fantastic!
Waldorf : Meh, didn't like it.
Statler : Oh, what would you know, you old fool?
Waldorf : Don't call me an old fool, or I'll give you the evil eye!
Statler : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
[Waldorf stares at him with one eye bulging out, shocking him into submission]
Waldorf : [to the viewers] I warned him!