Fran Fine: You know, if Lamb Chop had married Howdy Doody, her name would be Lamb Doody.
Fran: Lamb Chop! I have been a fan of yours ever since I was a little girl.
Lamb Chop: Ever since you were a...
Lamb Chop: That is UMpossible. I'm only six.
Fran: Oh, come on. I remember I used to watch you in my black-and-white...
Lamb Chop: I'm ONLY six.
Fran: Oh, I get it. That's okay. My mother counts in lamb years, too!
Shari Lewis: Thank goodness she's okay.
Lamb Chop: Okay? Speak for yourself! I was practically strangled by a leopard thong bikini!
Niles: Oh. Sorry.
Fran Fine: [Chester has Lamb Chop] Val... don't make any sudden moves.
Fran Fine: [diving at the dog] CHESTER!
Maxwell Sheffield: [after discovering Chester ate Lamb Chop] What do you want me to say, Miss Fine? I mean, my movie career is over before it even started.
Fran Fine: Oh, Mr Sheffield, let's not be naysayers.
Maxwell Sheffield: He ate the bloody star!
Maxwell Sheffield: [Maxwell's holding up a shoe] Did Chester leave you a little gift?
Maxwell Sheffield: Shhhh. Ms. Fine. I think he meant for it to be a secret because he hid it UNDER MY DESK!
Fran Fine: Well if I can scrape it out of your gym bag, you can certainly...
Fran Fine: [notices his irritated and surprised expression] Oh. Is that... picture crooked over there?