"NewsRadio" Big Day (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)


Phil Hartman: Bill McNeal


  • Bill : Joe, who's the black undercover dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?

    Joe : Why, I believe that would be Shaft, Bill.

    Bill : Mmm-hmm. And who's the cat who won't cop out when there is danger all about?

    Joe : Once again Bill, you are referring to Shaft. You know, they say that Shaft is one bad mutha...

    Matthew : Just shut up, you guys.

    Jimmy : What're you guys doing?

    Bill : Were just talking about Shaft.

    Jimmy : I can dig it.

  • Bill : [finds a bag of take out in his desk]  Whose food is this? This desk is not a steam table! Whose food is this?

    Delivery Guy : Bill McNeal?

    Bill : Oh, right.

  • Dave : Don't tell Mr. James anything, but here's what we're gonna do. We'll pool all the bonus money and divide it equally among everyone.

    Beth : So everyone gets the same bonus.

    Dave : That's right.

    Matthew : And no one gets the shaft.

    Dave : Exactly.

    Matthew : I think this idea is a winner. I like it.

    Bill : This idea is both fair and democratic.

    Dave : Thank you, Bill.

    Bill : And I want no part of it. It reeks of communism, and penalizes the person who most deserves the big bonus, and speaking as that person, I cannot support it.

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