Jimmy : Everybody gets an equal bonus of $400.
Dave : That sounds good, sir.
Jimmy : Except for one lucky person who gets a bonus of $3000, or as I like to call it, "The Big Bonus".
Dave : That's very generous of you, sir.
Jimmy : And also, one employee gets a bonus of $0, or as I like to call it "The Shaft".
Bill : Joe, who's the black undercover dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?
Joe : Why, I believe that would be Shaft, Bill.
Bill : Mmm-hmm. And who's the cat who won't cop out when there is danger all about?
Joe : Once again Bill, you are referring to Shaft. You know, they say that Shaft is one bad mutha...
Matthew : Just shut up, you guys.
Jimmy : What're you guys doing?
Bill : Were just talking about Shaft.
Jimmy : I can dig it.
Jimmy : Today's the big day. Are you stoked?
Dave : I suppose so, sir. And you?
Jimmy : Me, I'm miserable. Deciding the yearly bonuses is pure hell.
Dave : How so?
Jimmy : Well, you take a human being and assign a dollar value to his head. It's the devil's work, Dave. It's bad hoodoo.
Dave : I can imagine.
Jimmy : Deciding the annual bonuses used to be the hardest part of my job.
Dave : What changed it?
Jimmy : I made it the hardest part of your job.
Dave : Since when?
Jimmy : Since right now.
Dave : Oh, thank you, sir.