Haley James : [Small flock of birds just flew at her] Damn! What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : By the way, it's a murder.
Haley James : What?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : More than one crow is a murder.
Haley James : I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : A parliament of owls, an exaltation of larks... a murder of crows.
Haley James : I think that is why people think you're weird, right there.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : I would like to show him sometimes, what a mistake he's made.
Haley James : Dan?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Mostly for Mom... and sometimes for me.
Haley James : So Luke, what are ravens? I mean, you know, more than one?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : An unkindness.
Karen Roe : So, I got something for you, Lucas.
Haley James : Actually, I found it. Not that I was looking for something specifically, which implies some hideous sort of "Joey loves Dawson" scenario and completely creep me out, but, you know, we saw it, and... Well, give him the book!
[Lucas open up the gift]
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Wow. "Julius Caesar."
Karen Roe : "There's a tide in the affairs of men", or something like that.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.
Haley James : Whatever. That's what you're into.
Haley James : But you and your mom worry too damn much.
Haley James : The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott : I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?
Haley James : Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.
Haley James : "Good" is relative, considering a third of the world is starving, which does not change the fact that I am clumsy as hell. Did I tell you that i fell down today? Yeah, slipped off the curb, face down, butt in the air. Too graphic? Sorry. I'll just be quiet.