Preacher: It was so good to have you young men in our service tonight.
Justin: It was *very* inspiring.
Preacher: Give God the glory.
Cody Bell: Mind if I ask you a question, Pastor?
Cody Bell: This book
[holds up Bible]
Cody Bell: - you have to believe all of it, not just some of it, right?
Preacher: That's right.
Cody Bell: So... do you like shrimp?
Preacher: Well, as a matter of fact, I do.
Cody Bell: Because in Leviticus - a few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one - it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish. And... shrimp are shellfish, right?
Preacher: What's your point young man?
Cody Bell: I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
Preacher: [awkward silence] Son, you need the lord. You need to accept Jesus.
Cody Bell: Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you I have a problem with.
Brian: Listen to me! Are you listening?
Ted: I'm listening.
Brian: You may be a pathetic drug addict who's lost everything; your dignity, your livelihood, your lover, your good name, the respect and trust of everyone you know...
Ted: No one gives a pep talk like you, Brian!