Beth Davenport: I hope Angel won't say anything that's gonna get Rocky into trouble.
Jim Rockford: Hey, Angel has been in stir, he knows better than to talk without his lawyer present and you're his lawyer. Angel knows better - he'll keep his mouth shut.
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [Scene changes to Angel being interrogated by Federal Agents]
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: See, you want to be talking to Jim Rockford and his father, Joseph. Let me spell that for ya: That's Rockford, R-O-C-K-F-O-R-D.
Electric Larry: Smick, the club soda dispenser in the bar is busted
Harry Smick: It was fixed last week.
Electric Larry: Uh huh, fixed last week. You go down there and tell that to the customer standing there drinking scotch and air.
Agent Steiner: You'd better be straight with us, Martin.
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Straight? Straight? I'm so straight my back's hurting.
Agent Steiner: You better be, we've got a shopping list of charges to hang on somebody, You're pretty handy right now.
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Who me? Charges?
Agent Steiner: Five-to-ten for fraud, five-to-ten for conspiracy to avoid taxes, five-to-ten for obstructing justice, twenty-to-life for accessory to murder.
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Murder? Wait a minute - wait a second, I wouldn't murder no one, not for a couple of Cs. No, you want to talk to the Rockford Gang, that's R-O-C-K-F-O-R-D!
Jim Rockford: This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message, I'll get back to you.
Toby: This is Toby. I forgot what I was calling for. Your recording is so boring... spike it with some humour, some personality... something!
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [to barber] Well, just think Mastroianni, you know, the Mexican movie star, you know, only leave it a little full.
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: [the episode ends as it began - with Angel getting a haircut, except, this time, it's Rocky who's playing barber, as Angel is sitting in a beach chair, drinking a beer, outside Jim's trailer] I-I'm gonna interject something here. I appreciate the fact you're cutting my hair for free, because, I'm so broke, but, uh, we're not getting that layered look that we were talking about, you know. Maybe we should wash it with some of that organic shampoo, you know what I mean? Then cut it while it's wet, and then give it a blow-dry.
Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford: [Dumbounded, he stops] What?
Evelyn 'Angel' Martin: Well, that's how they do it in Beverly Hills.
Joseph 'Rocky' Rockford: Yeah, well this is how we did it in the Seabees, and we all looked like men.