Sketches include: A Message From the President of the United States, Dennis Quaid Monologue, Dysfunctional Family Christmas, Sally Jessy Raphael, Family Loves Ex-Boyfriend, Weekend Update with Dennis Miller, Weekend Update: Annoying Man (featuring Jon Lovitz), Weekend Update: Grumpy Old Man, Massage Students, Renegade Pilot, Sprockets, Schillervision Theatre, The Specialty Songs Of Cal McLane, Jr. The Neville Brothers perform "Brother Jake" and "River of Life".
Did You Know?
Weekend Update Anchor
Thank you, good evening, and what can I tell you? Last week, Saddam Hussein released all the hostages. President Bush said he still planned to use military force if need be against Iraq, unless they left Kuwait. This week Hussein said 'Okay, okay, I'll be out of Kuwait in a week.' Bush said: 'Too late, we're gonna attack you anyway, you have embarrassed me in front of my woman.' Upon being reached for a comment, Barbara Bush said: 'George still turns me on when he talks nasty like that.'